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Starring: ME! SUMTHANBUUB!

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Game numero UNO...
















FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS



You, Are The Courier. A well renouned Post-Apocalyptic Deliverer. Tasked with Delivering this "Platinum Chip".
All you know is that it's worth more Caps than you've ever seen in your life. Trekking the Mojave Wasteland, in the dead of night.
The cold's nothing, compared to the sweltering sun... Maybe. Just maybe. You could walk the Wastes unseen.
As the Sun finally crosses over the horizon, you pack what little you keep with you, as you begin your journey. Some hours later,
Fumbling around in near pitch black, you hear the crunch of sand directly behind you, and then?



THWACK!


You're out!

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Dad wouldn't let me play this one for like, 7 years??? THERE ARE HOOKERS!!!
Don't let your kids play this game. They might get a boner and then YOU have to answer their cries of "WHY!?!?"
Breaking it down though. Despite the massive explorable map, Bethesda really knew how to trap Obsidian into making a very linear game.
There are just more paths to go down, before ultimately it all leads to the same place.
However, the environmental story telling is richer than ever! If you can get over the knowledge that Bethesda literally
kept Obsidian in a strangle-hold, making sure they couldn't pooooossssiiibbbbllllyyy make a better game than them...
(Thankfully though, Obsidian worked as hard as they could making sure New Vegas was as feature rich as they possibly could make it!)
Overall Rating?:
4/5 STARS











Alright, Enough Fan Fiction... NEXT GAME!!!






















Garry's Mod



A mod of the amazing Half-life 2 made by THE Garry Newman, that strips the story n all of that STUPID SHIT,
and gives you just the physics engine, a couple maps, NPCs, weapons, as well as complete and total access to the Spawn Menu.



I've spent more than 2,000 hours (over a decade lol) messing around in Sandbox,
playing awesome gamemodes like TTT, Jailbreak, DarkRp, Flood, you name it, I've probably played it at some point!
There are millions of mods out there for this game, each and every single one tailor made (probably by some 15 year old) for your perfect experience.
If you like making your own fun, don't mind navigating sterile menus, and love Half-life 2 like I do, you'll love it!
Overall Rating?:
5/5 STARS!











Ok. Ok. Last, but certainly NOT LEAST!






















Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater



This game, in my opinion. Is a MASTAPIECE... You play as Jack, otherwise known as Naked Snake.
You are tasked with infiltrating a KGB weapons facility to obtain intel on their so called "Metal Gear" and live to tell the tale.



Hideo Kojima is the COOLEST GAME DEV if you ask me. His portfolio is full of absolutely amazing experiences.
The amount of details, fun gameplay moments, and unique story telling keeps bringing me back again and again and again without fail.
Given that this game is so very linear, it always feels fresh coming back to it, even months after playing.
You can change up your play style, tactics, camo, equipment, YOU NAME IT! That, and the fun additions between ports.
In the 3DS release, you can take images from your gallery and use them as your own custom camoflage!
Just one of the many crazy little details Hideo Kojima added to make the linearity of the game it's strongsuit!
Overall Rating?:
!!!!6/5 STARS!!!!


































































































































































































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